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The Pre E3 2010

NinthBatter — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 20:27:13 +0000

E3_2010_pre.mp3 <–Click Me

*Click the link and listen to the “amazing” audio with Deaf Marty and myself*

Well it’s that time of year again people. That’s right, it’s the World Cup…and E3. I will actually be attending the expo and you(that’s right you) will be deciding what booths I attend and who I talk to. Just leave the developer, game, or booth number and I’ll go talk to them. And it doesn’t matter what the developer or game is,I’ll check it out(something tells me one of you is going to want me to check out Chicken Riot 2). Bellow is a link to the E3 site so you can see what developers are there. I’ll be checking this post often so if you see something later on in the week post it here and I’ll do my best. Here’s hoping we see more about Starcraft Ghost!

http://www.e3expo.com/

Editorial by Ninth Batter the author/creator of Nobody Like You.

Any opinions expressed in posts on Polygamerous are not necessarily the opinions of Polygamerous or the other Authors/Editors/Podcasters of Polygamerous.

April Fools Review – Polygamerous 2: Escape from the Death Star

admin — Tue, 11 May 2010 17:09:52 +0000

The game starts immediately following the conclusion of the initial game. Having solved their audio difficulties, the crew are just preparing to do the now already late podcast when they are captured by an unknown force and taken prisoner in the Lag prisons of the “Death Star”. You again take the roles of the shows hosts Mike, Andy, Russell and Darcy in a thrilling Action RPG and help them as they solve puzzles and fight their way through the considerable forces of the “Whate Wennis” army and find their captor, and their freedom.

The game hold all the many elements that made the original so much fun while bringing new concepts to the table. The sound quality has only improved with time and so has the classic humor the hosts bring. The graphics however remain apparently untouched from the first following the same almost nonexistent style.

Some of the more noticeable new features include the “Chicken Riot” mini game as well as the addition of the new combat mechanic “Not with just one” where they player can team the hosts up for some amazing and sometimes very humorous combos.

During your escape you will come across many of your old foes such as the Stripper bots and the Dragon-sheep as well as the new Whate Wennis army, Mothman and their “Lovely” Shadowed leader who only goes by the name “L”.

I would give this game a 5 Star and put it on my list of must plays, If you have played any of the games the hosts have been in separately then you will love them teaming up for this addictive action packed ride. The Polygamerous series only gets better with time and I’m sure we will all be waiting with baited breath for what the future holds for these four.

-Daniel S.

Polly Wolly Doodle – A Glossary

MikeH — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 14:43:31 +0000

For our fans, I have collected this glossary of important terms and posted them here for reference.

Polygamerites : People who listen to Polygamerous
Polygamerized/Polygameration: Having been or the process of being turned into someone who plays more than 1 game.
Polygameria: The condition of playing TOO many games (is this possible?)
Polygameritis: Sick of playing more than 1 game.
Polygamerology: The study of playing more than 1 game (or the study of people who do so)
Polygamologist: An expert in Polygamerology (maybe they got a phD?)
Polygamery: The process of playing more than 1 game.
Polygamerable: Someone who has the potential to play more than 1 game (but maybe currently doesn’t?)
Polygamerist: Someone who plays more than 1 game.
Polygamerator: A machine that turns someone into a Polygmerist (is it evil? is it good?)
Polymer: Has nothing to do with Polygamerous, but it starts with Poly…

Got any more? Comment here and let us rejoice in your Polygamerantics … (Clowning around whilst/about playing more than 1 game)